Copyright

Crab Football is a satirical newspaper published by The Crab

PLEASE READ THIS AGREEMENT CAREFULLY. IT SETS OUT THE TERMS UNDER WHICH CRAB FOOTBALL OFFERS YOU USE OF ITS WEBSITE BY USING THE SERVICES ON THE SITE YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE READ AND ACCEPT THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS AND THAT THEY SHALL APPLY TO YOUR USE. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE BOUND BY THEM, PLEASE LEAVE THIS WEBSITE.

This Agreement is made between you and Crab Football.

crabfootball.com is a football satire site – this means that all the stories and information contained within are for your entertainment and are categorically not true.  Crab Football Ltd accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information – it is all made up and is not accurate.

Crab Football uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

The written articles of this site is @ Copyright 2009 by The Crab, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher.

Crab Football is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

What you may need to know

To use our website, we need you to agree to these terms and conditions, and any additional terms and conditions which shall apply to your use of crabfootball.com

To not to post, distribute or otherwise upload any defamatory, offensive, infringing, obscene, indecent or otherwise unlawful or objectionable material or information or send any chain letters, junk mail, ’spamming’ material or any other form of bulk communication;

To not to threaten, harass, stalk, abuse, disrupt or otherwise violate the rights of others, including individuals’ privacy rights; not to make any unauthorised, false or fraudulent orders, bookings or request for services;

To not to obtain or attempt to obtain unauthorised access to the sites or any private or member account areas on the sites;

Not do, cause or permit anything to be done that may infringe, damage or interfere with any intellectual property rights of Crab Football or any of our associated companies or third parties. Also, not to do anything that is otherwise unlawful or which may cause any liability for us.

If you send us or post any material or other information to Crab Football you agree Crab Football will not treat this information as confidential and we will be free to keep and republish this information and reuse it as we see fit. You agree to give up your rights to be identified as the author of this information and to object to any use of this information by us.
Why you need to stick to these terms and conditions

If we consider that you have breached any of these terms and conditions or have otherwise demonstrated inappropriate conduct when using the Crab Football website we reserve the right to:

delete any material or content which you may have posted without notice to you;

take measures (including terminating, suspending or restricting your access) to prevent you from using Crab Football

If your conduct on or use of Crab Football causes us loss, damage or other costs, you shall be responsible for reimbursing these costs.
Our promise to you

Nothing in these terms and conditions affects your legal rights as a consumer.

It’s important to note that using the Internet does have its dangers. We take reasonable steps to ensure a fast and reliable service, but we can’t be held responsible for:

the security of www.crabfootball.com

for any damage, loss of, or corruption of any data, information or material or viruses that may infect your computer equipment or other property

breach of security by hackers as a result of your use of crabfootball.com

We are not responsible for any injury, loss, claim, damage, or any indirect, incidental or consequential damages of any kind (including but not limited to lost profits, lost savings or revenue, or loss or corruption of data or information) which arises out of or is in any way connected with your use of or failure to use crabfootball.com. This includes any information, products or services obtained through or any contract entered into via crabfootball.com.

From time to time we may need to update the content on crabfootball.com and/or maintain the software and other equipment that runs the site. During these times you may not be able to access the sites or things may be a bit slower than normal. If this happens, please try us again later.
Links to other sites

We may provide links to other websites, resources, advertisements or sponsorships either directly or through our contractual partners. We hope that you find these links useful.

If you decide to access other websites, then you will be leaving crabfootball.com – that means that we won’t be responsible or liable for the content, advertising or products or services available from such sites or, for any dealings that you may have, or the consequences of such dealings, with the operators of those sites. Should a dispute arise between you and any third party, we’ll do our best to help you resolve it, but we can’t be responsible for any loss or damage.

We expressly reserve the right to withdraw our consent, at any time, to a link that we think is inappropriate.

Intellectual Property Rights

Crab Football name and logo may not be used without the written permission of crabfootball.com

This also applies to all copyright, trademark rights, database rights, patent rights and any other intellectual property rights in text, graphics, audio, video or image files, content, software, data and information displayed on, or available from crabfootball.com. This includes the organisation and layout of the site and the underlying software that’s owned by us or our licensors and suppliers. You agree that all these materials are available for your personal use only, and you may not copy, modify, alter, publish, broadcast, distribute, sell or transfer any such materials without our written permission.
Our Privacy Policy

We may ask you to provide personal information about you. For more detailed information on how crabfootball.com collects and processes your personal data see our Privacy Policy.
Changes to these terms and conditions

These terms and conditions may be amended, updated and/or modified by us from time to time. You’ll still need to agree to them, so it’s a good idea to keep checking back here to stay up to date.

If you keep visiting us here at crabfootball.com then we’ll take that as confirmation that you have agreed to the new terms and conditions.