Good Knight for Terry?

A Chelsea insider has spoken exclusively to The Crab this evening and has suggested that the true extent of John Terry sleeping with other players women has yet to be revealed – alleging that John Terry declared “Jus primae noctis” or “The Lord’s Right” , a law dramatised in Mel Gibson’s 1995 hit ‘Braveheart’ , shortly after being named the Captain of England two years ago.

The insider explained “At first it was just a bit of banter going around the changing room ….. how this was ‘Lord’ Terry’s estate and so on. But shortly after he was made captain of the England Team things began to escalate quite quickly. The ‘Knights Templar’ costume that he had got for the previous year’s Christmas Party started to make appearances on the training ground, where he would often push one of the youth players to the ground and ride him around like a horse for the entire session”.

"Just cross it into the penalty box .... i'll get my head on it"

“The whole situation sounds laughable now, but then players started to play up to him – at first Lampard turned up in a wenches outfit and would often ride side-saddle on Terry’s lap.  General staff began to only address him as ‘My Liege’ while on one knee and then also another, particularly short player begun to playfully skip around him, continually stating that he was a virgin and so hoped he wouldn’t be declaring  “The Lord’s Right” ……. yeah come to think of it, that was a little weird”.

Terry made the alleged decree of his rights to bed the fellow players women, during a half time time team talk when Chelsea were one nil down to ‘Boro, “that was the last time it was ever openly spoken about. Sure there were some whispers but it became almost like an urban myth. You’d get the occasional player break down in tears in the changing room,Terry would just flash a glare to Ray Wilkins who would just hold the player close to his bosom as he escorted them outside, but no questions were ever asked”.

“Ironically Wayne (Bridge) was the only player to ever try and stand up to him. He came in visibly angry one particular morning, Ray tried to usher him quickly outside but before he could do so he declared his wish to joust John. Wayne took the full brunt of a corner flag pole to the face that afternoon. He was transferred only a week later”.

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