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Money grabbing Chelsea star Ashley Cole was hitting headlines for all the wrong reasons today after the Sunday Mirror broke news that he’d been ‘bombarding’ pretty models with salacious texts before and after crucial England World Cup matches.

An anonymous model told reporters that the sex crazed pillock had hounded her with 139 separate text messages begging for dirty talk and ‘reelly durty pix.’

However football fans will be stunned that dirty-pillow-obsessed Cole also sent pictures of his naked torso to the hussy – thereby locking her into a 12 month premium rate sex service for Red Hot Cole INC.

SHOCKING

“I couldn’t believe that Ashley was actually sending me pictures of his surprisingly scrawny upper body,” said the anonymous attention grabbing slapper, “but when I received a text stating I’d been charged £6.50 for the pleasure I was outraged. Now I appear to be a subscriber to his ’service’ and can ‘look forward’ to more of his exclusive photos. I feel so used..”

Now the penniless model faces the prospect of paying for a further eleven months of candid Ashley snaps, whom Chelsea officials have applauded as ‘a chip off the block.‘

“Most people would be shamed by these revelations,” commented Chelsea spokesman David Hampton, “but due to medical reasons, we all know he has no shame. It’s a foreign concept to him, like loyalty. Him and John Terry will also be appearing on Wife Swap. Not just for one episode either. Every week. Forever. Even if they’re not invited. They can’t be stopped.”

Crab Football suggests that women and men avoid texting Ashley at all costs and if confronted should chase him away with meat cleavers. Or fidelity.