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Promising to deliver 'no nonsense' pasties

West Ham fans were briefing a sigh of relief this weekend after High Street bakery Greggs announced the signing of Big Sam Allardyce as their new regional manager for Scunthorpe.

Chief Executive Rajah Smith declared his delight at signing Big Sam and predicted almost immediate results, stating that exciting changes were ahead for the ailing chain following the implementation of Sam’s  ‘back to basics’ business plan.

“We’re delighted to have Sam on board,” Mr Smith told the BBC, “not only is he a massive presence behind the counter but also a single minded leader. It wasn’t easy to convince him to join us, he was close to becoming Fergie’s personal arse licker on a full time basis, but he couldn’t resist the allure of a fresh bake. Just like our customers!” Read the rest of this entry »