Crab TELLS you how this weekend's games will pan out.

SATURDAY 29th August 2009

Chelsea vs Burnley (Stamford Bridge 12:45)

This really is a David vs Golaith affair. In one corner you have mega rich Chelsea with a team filled with quality and a  bench brimming with international experience and in the other you have Burnley, whose record signing is Wale’s Steven Fletcher. Which really does say it all. The probability of Burnley getting three points at Stamford Bridge is somewhere between none and f**k all. In fact if Burnley win I’ll personally lick Owen Coyle’s boots clean with my tongue.

Kinky.

Verdict: 2-0

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