Welcome mere mortals to Crab Football.

Artist's Impression

Who or what is Crab Football? The Crab is essentially a sprawling multi headed, multi media football beast that lurks in the darkest recess of the internet weaving intricate lies and baseless rumours on the world of football.

The Crab works to serve you – the discerning internet traveller who enjoys the sardonic ramblings spewing from our miniature claw-like hands, who thrives on tales of the inane and ridiculous, who loves football to a point yet is savvy enough to recognise that we’re watching a soap opera enacted by a group of highly paid morons who aren’t worthy of unquestioning hero worship.

If you want to join The Crab you know how to contact us. If you don’t you’ll be able to work it out. If you can’t then you’re probably not worth having around. No offence (Hint: contact us).